If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still

What Good Is Democracy If You Can't Get What You Want?

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.