If Camels Are The Ship Of The

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.