I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.