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If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?
-Jerry Seinfeld
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If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great
Jerry Seinfeld
If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?
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