I've Been Car Crazy My Whole Life,

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.

I Love The Day Date. No Wine, No Shower.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

I Know I'm Not Going To Understand Women. I'll Never Understand How You Can Take Boiling Hot Wax, Pour It Onto Your Upper Thigh, Rip The Hair Out By The Root, And Still Be Afraid Of A Spider.