I Would Think Beer And Football Go

Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.

I've Always Been Noted For Being Original And Doing Different Thing. So For Me To Hop On The Train That's Going On Would Be - Shoot, If I Wanted To Hop On The Train, I Might As Well Have Hopped On Gangsta Rap Back When It Was Popular And Tried To Do That.