I Would Always Love To Be An

Think First. Think Twice. Think Again. Respect Others. Respect Yourself. Respect Dreams.

I Took A Public Speaking Class In College And Managed To Make The Class Laugh A Little Bit.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Would Always Love To Be An Athlete, But It's Got To Be A Tough Day When You Have To Hang Up Those Cleats.