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I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.
-Rita Rudner
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I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I
Rita Rudner
I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.
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