I Don't Want To Push The Envelope.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take