I Won't Be Able To Do What

Women, Unlike Most Men, Are Able To Accept Mystery, Accept Whatever Comes To Them - Even If It's Not Logical.

Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.