I Went From Being An Ailing Child

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

You May Have Heard That Back In The States There Are Some People Who Are Smoking Grass. I Don't Know How You Feel, But It's Sure Easier Than Cutting The Stuff.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.