I Wasn’t A Fabulous Cook. I Didn’t

If You Want To Cry, You're Not Going To Like My Books.

Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

I Really Wouldn't Classify The Books As Mysteries. I Prefer To Say That They're Adventures.

Thats What Her Cars Do," Lula Said. "they Explode. But I Gotta Tell You This Was The Best. This Here's The First Time She Exploded A Garbage Truck. One Time Her Truck Got Hit With An Antitank Missile. That Wasn't Bad Either, But It Couldn't Compare To This.

If I Gave You A Pity Position It Wouldn't Be In My Office.