I Was Sick Of Playing High-school Kids.

You Can't Believe Everything You Read. It's Never Been More True.

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] Paved The Way For Parks And Rec And The Grinder, The Comedy Central Roast, And That Whole Side Of My Career.

Of The Many Horrors Of Divorce, The Most Egregious Is That It Robs A Kid Of The Best Of Both Worlds. Dads Can Do Many Things That Even The Best Moms Can't, And Vice Versa.

Whether You're A Presidential Front-runner, Or An Academy Award-winning Actor, Or Head Of A Tv Ministry, If You Stay In The Public Eye Long Enough They're Going To Try And Find A Scandal.

When I Hear That I Realize How Quickly Time Passes And How Everybody Goes On Their Journeys And They're Always Unbelievable And They Never Go Where You Think They're Going To Take You And, Quite Frankly, It Also Makes Me Feel A Little Old.