I Was Pretty Much A Homebody; Didn't

Though It`s A Small Price To Pay, Shaving My Head Has Opened More Doors Than I Ever Thought Possible.

I Said, 'ooh, Dad, I Want The Yellow Ones.' He Said, 'where?' I Said, 'right There, Dad. I Want The Yellow Ones.' Everybody Goes, 'those Are Green'. That's How I Knew I Was Colorblind.

I'm Into Classic Games Like Donkey Kong, And Also Collect Vintage Tour T-shirts - Everything From Olivia Newton-john To Duran Duran. I've Got A Chicago One Worth $100.

I Was A Mechanic At A Go-cart Place, A Deejay At A Roller Rink, A Telemarketer In New York, A Grocery Bagger.

I Treat Everyone As A Friend, But If They Betray Me, That's It. They're Out Of My Life In One Way Or Another.