I Was Never One Of Those People

My Life Isn't That Dramatic. My Dad Really Loves Me, He Just Can't Talk On The Phone. He's Too Crippled And Shy, And That's Almost Harder. He's There And He Loves Me, And I Try And Try And Try, It's Just Impossible To Have A Relationship.

The Most Popular Labor-saving Device Today Is Still A Husband With Money.

Definition Of An Independent Film Is Torture With Less Money And Time.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

In Life, It's Not Who You Know That's Important, It's How Your Wife Found Out.