Definition Of An Independent Film Is Torture

It's Not Like You Can Wake Up And Realize, 'oh, I Want Intimacy,' And Then It Happens That Day.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

A Genius Is One Who Can Do Anything Except Make A Living.

No One Was Jumping Up And Saying, 'yeah, Let Me Give You Money.' I Had Never Held A Camera In My Hand - A Home Video Camera, Nothing. I Had Not Directed.

The Toughest Thing About Homework Is Getting Mom And Pop To Agree On The Same Answer.