I Was Never Into Candy And Games

I Happened Upon A Memoir By A Midlevel White House Staffer, And He Had Been In The Room That [nixon's Last] Night [in Office]. This Guy's Memoir Told Me What Nixon's Last Words Were. And They Were, On August 8, 1974, To The Crew: "have A Merry Christmas, Fellas!" That Was Just So Bizarre.

I Went To Graduate School At Harvard For One Year I Worked In The State Legislature In Sacramento For One Year. I Taught School In Compton For Two Years.

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

I Just Think Everyone Knows You Go On Those [political Satire] Shows If You're A Politician To, "humanize Yourself" - To Show, "hey, I Can Take A Joke." Well, Why Should Satire Be In The Service Of Humanizing These People Who Are Supposed To Be The Target Of Our Venom And Vitriol? I Think That's Unseemly.

You're Not Just Looking For Laughs, But You're Trying To Do The Characters First, And Then The Laughs Come Afterwards.