I Want You To Know That I

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.

My Chances Of Being Pm Are About As Good As The Chances Of Finding Elvis On Mars, Or My Being Reincarnated As An Olive.

All The People I Talk To, Increasingly, Can See That The Emperor Has Got No Clothes. The Case For Leaving [the Eu] Is Now Overwhelming.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.