I've Traveled More Than Any Human Being

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

If There's A Golf Course In Heaven, I Hope It's Like Augusta National. I Just Don't Want An Early Tee Time.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

The Player Who Expects A Lesson To 'take' Without Subsequent Practice Just Isn't Being Honest With Himself Or Fair To His Professional.

If You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.