If You Are Going To Keep Company

There Is Absolutely Nothing Humorous At The Masters. Here, Small Dogs Do Not Bark And Babies Do Not Cry.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.

I Think That If People Would Be Willing To Grow Some Of Their Own Food Or Eat Locally Grown Organic Foods On A Regular Basis We Could Significantly Decrease The Amount Of Harmful Chemicals We Pump Into Our Soil Every Day.