I've Retired So Many Times Now It's

Everything's Getting Homogenized. It Seems To Me Like Music And Behavior And Everything Else Is Getting Homogenized.

I Wrote A Little Autobiography About How Luck Has To Do With Everything. It's Called "my Lucky Life In And Out Of Show Business." A Publisher Came To Me And Said Write A Book So I Did. I Wanted To Call It "everybody Else Has Got A Book."

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still Not Retired.

[my Mother] Once Cooked A Ham And Later Found It In My Father's Shirt Drawer. I Am Not Kidding.