I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

Roger King Is, Without A Doubt, The Greatest Salesman In The History Of Anything. And I Don't Ever Limit Him Just To Television. He Could Sell You Anything.

Las Vegas Without Wayne Newton Is Like Disneyland Without Mickey Mouse.

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.

Unless It's An Emergency, Don't Bother Me After 6:00 P.m. And On Weekends.

I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.