I've Heard That Fact, That Is You

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.