I've Had So Much Good Luck Happen

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.

L.a.'s Not A Good Place To Grow Old.

I Have A Night Off On Halloween. It's Halloween For Me Every Night. Let Everybody Else Be Ozzy For The Night. People Go Out Dressed As Me.

Won't You Ride My White Horse?

Do You Know What Causes Low Voter Turnout In America? It's The Result Of Having The Fate Of Our Nation At Stake. This Began With The Bitter Presidential Election Of 1828, Which Pitted The Education, Cultivation, And Puritan Constraint Of John Quincy Adams Against The Yahoo Populism Of Andrew Jackson, Thereby Deciding Permanently Whether America Would Become A Shining City Upon A Hill Or An Overlighted Strip Mall Along A Highway.