I Have A Night Off On Halloween.

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

Did You Know That The Percentage Of Young People In The Crucial 'youthquake' Age Bracket Of 15 To 24 Was Higher In 1973 Than In 1967 ? Therefore It Was Glam Rock That Ended The War In Vietnam.

I Once Had A Dream About Getting A Marriage, House In The Country, And At The End Of The Day We'd Retire, But I'm Never Going To Retire.

We Were Always Told We Were One Step Behind Deep Purple, One Step Behind Led Zeppelin, One Step Behind Everybody. Our Manager Didn't Want To Let Us Know How Popular We Were. It's Only After We Did Ozzfest That People Started Telling Me Stuff. I Thought They Were Taking The Piss. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, "respect."