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I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never
Jeff Foxworthy
I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.
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