I've Always Had This Deep-down Conviction That

When I Was Your Age, If A Boy Behaved Badly, One Simply Scored His Name Out From One's Dance Card. (sadie Lancaster - To Lara Lington)

If You're Single, Then I'm Single?" What's That Supposed To Be? Lyrics To A Pop Song?

I Know What It's Like To Squander All Your Hours And All Your Tears And All Your Heart On Something Which Turns Out To Be Nothing. Don't Waste Your Time.

We're Playing Scrabble. It's A Nightmare." "scrabble?" He Sounds Surprised. "scrabble's Great." "not When You're Playing With A Family Of Geniuses, It's Not. They All Put Words Like 'iridiums'. And I Put 'pig'.

I'm Never Going To Believe A Poirot Mystery Again. Never. All Those Witnesses Going, "yes, I Remember It Was 3:06 P.m. Exactly, Because I Glanced At The Clock As I Reached For The Sugar Tongs, And Lady Favisham Was Quite Clearly Sitting On The Right-hand Side Of The Fireplace." Bollocks. They Have No Idea Where Lady Favisham Was, They Just Don't Want To Admit It In Front Of Poirot. I'm Amazed He Gets Anywhere.