I've Always Felt There Are Two Things

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.

The Fact That Americans Drag Around The World By The Busloads To Glimpse The Past Probably Has Something To Do With The Youth Of Our Country. We Revere Anything Older Than George Burns.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?