I Do Not Participate In Any Sport

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Make Cookies.

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

Most Mothers Entering The Labor Market Outside The Home Are Naive. They Stagger Home Each Evening, Holding Mail In Their Teeth, The Cleaning Over Their Arm, A Lamb Chop Defrosting Under Each Armpit, Balancing Two Gallons Of Frozen Milk Between Their Knees, And Expect One Of The Kids To Get The Door.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.