I Used To Think That I Was

Dark Fantasy Is Just Another Way Of Saying Horror.

You Can't Kill Me, I've Got A Magic... Aaaargh !

Life Doesn't Happen In Chapters - At Least, Not Regular Ones.

Sometimes I Really Think People Ought To Have To Pass A Proper Exam Before They're Allowed To Be Parents. Not Just The Practical, I Mean.

I Try To Make Computers Say Things Like You Have 60 Seconds To Achieve Safe Distance.