And Guys, If You Exploit A Girl,

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

I've Been To Africa Three Times. All Right? You Can't Bring Western Reasoning Into The Culture. The Same Way You Can't Bring It Into Fundamental Islam.

In Primetime Cable Television Today, The Anchor Or Anchors, With An "s", Have To Drive The Hour. The Anchor Has To Be Skilled Enough To Take It Over. So If I Find That It's Getting Boring Or I'm Not Getting Information I Want, I'll Take It Over. I'll Do A Soliloquy, I'll Ask An Outrageous Question, I'll Wave My Arms In The Air, I'll Lift It Myself. It's Like A Quarterback That's Back To Pass And Nobody's Open.

Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out. Never A Miscommunication. You Can't Explain That. You Can't Explain Why The Tide Goes In.

I'll Tell You What. I've Been In Combat. I've Seen It, I've Been Close To It... And If My Unit Is Danger, And I've Got A Captured Guy, And The Guy Knows Where The Enemy Is, And I'm Looking Him In The Eye, The Guy Better Tell Me. That's All I'm Gonna Tell You. The Guy Better Tell Me. If It's Life Or Death, He's Going First.