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I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are
Rodney Dangerfield
I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.
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