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The Hardest Thing In The World Is To Have A Relationship, To Be Committed To One Person And Feel Vulnerable. Recently One Of My Son's Came To Me And Said ''it's Hard For Me To Have A Relationship, You And Dad Have Been Married Three Times Each.''

My Refrigerator Is Full Of Kale And Greens. I Can't Imagine Something Greasy, Or Eating Meat.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Feel Like I'm In The Best Shape Of My Life At 45 ... I Didn't Know This Exercise Thing Felt So Good.

I Guess Ignorance Is Bliss -- When I Do Interviews People Always Say, "aren't You Upset That People Make Fun Of You?" And I'm Like, "are They Making Fun Of Me?" I Guess I Just Don't Get It.