I Feel Like I'm In The Best

As You May Know, Kfc Is Under Worldwide Pressure To Eliminate Its Cruelest Abuses Of Chickens, Such As Cutting The Beaks Off Baby Birds; Breeding Chickens To Grow So Large, So Quickly That Many Suffer Crippling Injuries; And Slitting The Birds' Throats Or Dropping Them Into Tanks Of Scalding-hot Water While They Are Still Alive And Able To Feel Pain.

The Rock-star Thing Became Very Destructive, Like, Wow. I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. I Just Kind Of Became That Thing. The Hair, That Rock-star Kind Of Lifestyle, Just Living A Dream. It Kind Of Took Over. It Started Out Very Innocent And Then I Turned Into A Cartoon Character. And I Started To Feel Like A Cartoon Character.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.