I Think We Can All Agree That

My Mom Was Kinda Like A Cat. She Slept A Lot.

I'd Like To Go Out For A Cocktail... Or Seven.

How Do You Think Jail Was?! I Got Face Raped By A Woman... And I Think I May Have Liked It.

Instead Of Having A Baby, Why Dont You Get A Tattoo Of A Baby First, And See How That Works Out For Six Months To A Year, And Then See If You're Ready To Have A Baby.

I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.