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Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

I Worked In Accounting For Two And A Half Years, Realized That Wasn't What I Wanted To Do With The Rest Of My Life, And Decided I Was Just Going To Give Comedy A Try.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

I'm Most Proud Of The Longevity Of My Marriage, My Kids, And My Grandchildren. If You Don't Have That, You Really Don't Have Very Much.

As An Actor, You Generally Want To See The Other Actor's Face.