I Think I'm In Control Of What

Basically, I'm A Free Spirit. I'm Kind Of An Everywoman.

It Is Great To Be A Blonde. With Low Expectations It's Very Easy To Surprise People.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I Don't Recommend Surgery At All. Women's Bodies Are Beautiful As They Are, And I've Had A Love/hate Relationship With My Breasts My Whole Life.