Basically, I'm A Free Spirit. I'm Kind

I Never Wore A Stich Of Make-up Until I Got To America. I Lived In A World Of Fantasy It Was Made Up Of Imaginary Friends And Make Believe Lovers. I Was Also Teased A Lot For Being Different Because I Was Shy, Solitary, Distant And Melancholic.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'm Much More Than A Pair Of Breasts...i Represent Success, Hard Work, And Fun.

It's Nice When Your Boyfriend Thinks You're Beautiful.