I Think I Look Great In Green,

First Of All, I'm Not The Kind Of Guy That Likes To Rehash The Show And So Forth And So On.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.