Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is

Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is Forever.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.

They'll Give You An Oscar If They Think You're About To Drop Dead. The Problem With The Oscars Is, The Average Age Of The Academy Is 84. They Wheel Those People In From Palm Springs And Hook Up Their Ivs And They Vote. The People That Go To Movies Are Under The Age Of 28, For The Most Part, So There's This Total Disconnect Between What The Academy Thinks Is A Great Movie And What The Audience Actually Wants To See.

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

The Best Ally You Can Have In Breaking Up A Street Fight Is A Grandmother.