Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is

The Movies That Are Honored At The Oscars Are Always A Certain Type: Old-fashioned. It's A Bunch Of Well-made, Old-fashioned Movies That Support Our Idea Of Ourselves. They Uplift The Human Spirit. That's Why Horror Films Never Even Get Nominated.

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.

Sure-fire Singles Ad: Famous Writer Needs Woman To Organize His Life And Spend His Money. Loves To Turn Off Sunday Football And Go To The Botanical Gardens With That Special Someone. Will Obtain Plastic Surgery If Necessary.

I Made The Mistake Of Watching "a.i." On Cable The Week They Showed It About 792 Times, And I Ended Up Watching It Every Time It Was On.

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."