I Think A Lot Of People Still

I Know This Is Our Honeymoon. But Just Sometimes, I Wish Luke Was A Girl.

Our Eyes Met In The Math Class. How Were We To Know That Trigonometry Would Lead To Matrimony?

I Bet He Never Goes On Youtube. He's Too Busy. It's Only Tragic Cases Like You And Me Who Are Always Online.

I've Always Had This Deep-down Conviction That I'm Not Like Everybody Else, And There's An Amazingly Exciting New Life Waiting For Me Just Around The Corner.

They Said I Was A Valued Customer. Now They Send Me Hate Mail.