I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.

I'm Not Somebody Who No Matter Where I Go There Are Paparazzi Or Any Of That Nonsense. But I Have A Little Window Into That World And I Can Enter It And Dance Around. I Want To Be The Audience's Ticket Into The Party.

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.

My Act Is Based On My Life.