I Tell You Naught For Your Comfort,

When Giving Treats To Friends Or Children, Give Them What They Like, Emphatically Not What Is Good For Them.

We Are Always Giving Foreign Names To Very Native Things. If There Is A Thing That Reeks Of The Glorious Tradition Of The Old English Tavern, It Is Toasted Cheese. But For Some Wild Reason We Call It Welsh Rarebit. I Believe That What We Call Irish Stew Might More Properly Be Called English Stew, And That It Is Not Particularly Familiar In Ireland.

Aristocracy: Government By The Badly Educated.

If A Man Only Likes Victory He Must Always Come Late For The Battle.

Precisely Because Our Political Speeches Are Meant To Be Reported, They Are Not Worth Reporting. Precisely Because They Are Carefully Designed To Be Read, Nobody Reads Them.