I Stare Out The Window And Wait

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

Whoever Wants To Know The Heart And Mind Of America Had Better Learn Baseball.

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

The First Rule Of Baseball Is To Get A Good Ball To Hit.