The First Rule Of Baseball Is To

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

Now The Advantage Is All With The Hitters.

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.

Baseball Is My Life, The Only Thing I Know And Can Talk About. My Only Interest.