If You Want To Make God Laugh,

Men Would Make Love With Any Number Of Women ... Even Total Strangers, While Females Were Selective. They Were Catering To The Demands Of One Small Egg. While Males Had Millions Of Frantic Sperms Screaming: "let Us Out, Let Us Out!".

You Are Much More Dependent On Luck Than You Think. People Say If You Want To Have A Good Relationship, You Have To Work At It. But You Never Hear It About Anything You Really Like, About Sailing Or Going To Soccer Games.

There's No Way To Prove That There Is No God. You Just Have To Take It On Faith.

If You Don't Fail Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Playing It Safe.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.