I Should Have Known Something Was Wrong

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Is Sex Dirty? Only When It's Being Done Right.

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found Out I Could Make Jokes. I Could Tell Jokes. I Could Write Them. So Over The Years, That's What I've Done.