My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found

For A While We Pondered Whether To Take A Vacation Or Get A Divorce. We Decided That A Trip To Bermuda Is Over In Two Weeks, But A Divorce Is Something You Always Have.

I Feel That Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable. That's The Two Categories. The Horrible Are Like, I Don't Know, Terminal Cases, You Know, And Blind People, Crippled. I Don't Know How They Get Through Life. It's Amazing To Me. And The Miserable Is Everyone Else. So You Should Be Thankful That You're Miserable, Because That's Very Lucky, To Be Miserable.

There's No Way To Prove That There Is No God. You Just Have To Take It On Faith.

In Order To Be Successful, All You've Got To Do Is Show Up 80 Percent Of The Time.

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.