I Really Love Steve Martin And All

If You Really Care About Children Then Why Would You Want To Keep Families From Adopting Them?

Most Conservatives Also Believe In The Death Penalty, But Not Abortion, Which Proves They Like To Procrastinate.

Silence Equals Nonexistence. If I Don't Raise My Voice, It's Like I Never Existed.

My Inclination During Sex Always Is To Use Sex Toys. That's Not Something Men Are Often Used To.

I'm A Huge Fan Of The People And Things That Are Considered The Epitomes Of Tastelessness - Things Like Drag And Raunchy Comedy.